There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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