I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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