Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize