is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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