Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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