Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i will never coherently bang her
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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