It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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