I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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