Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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