I think I am morally bankrupt
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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