okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
no you cant smoke seaweed
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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