Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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