Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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