he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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