You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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