The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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