I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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