So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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