Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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