thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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