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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
This gyro tastes like lonliness
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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