I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He better not be in your backpack
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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