its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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