i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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