He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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