what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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