i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I booty called her while she was in labor.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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