Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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