Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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