she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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