This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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