The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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