Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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