??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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