his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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