You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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