Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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