They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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