i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How does it feel to date your dad?