Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself