i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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