that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.