Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Randomize
