I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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