There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
