I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I just want nice things and good sex
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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