Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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