Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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