I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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