I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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