That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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