No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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