You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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