question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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