I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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