If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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