oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I looked at my own cervix.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
