I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize