Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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