whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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