The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Is it penis luge time yet?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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