I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
tell me about the eggs
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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