I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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