my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I didn't notice because vodka
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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